Laughter, The Best Medicine
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A HillBilly was visiting the big and checked into a nice hotel downtown. At the desk, he signed his name with an X and started to walk away. Then he stopped, turned and put a circle around the X.
"Now, I've seen lots of people from the mountains sign with an X, " the clerk said. "But I've never seen one with a circle around it.Why did you do that?"
"You know how it is," the man replied. "When you're in a strange place, sometimes you don't want to use your real name."
A couple are debating whether computers are nale or female. "Definitely female, " said the husband. "You spend half of your salary the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date." "No," said his wife, "They 're male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited a little longer." Gordon Rennie
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. on my return, I noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit. When I finally entered the house, I called out, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
when my children Alejandro and Daniela, aged six and four, respectively, were invited to a birthday party, we told Alejandro to take good care of his sister. When they came home, we asked Daniela if he had done so. "Yes," she answered. "But I had to chase him all the time so that he would take care of me."
A friend of mine who was willed an expensive fur coat by a relative wore it proudly to curch. While there, one man asked her, "And what unfortunate creature had to die in order for you to wear that coat?" Glaring at him, she responded, "My aunt."
A youngster knocked on my door inquiring if I would like to renew my daily newspaper subscription. I told him no, explaining that I seldom had time to read the paper and that lately J'd taking it from the porch directly to the trash. He pondered this and then said with enthusiasm, "Why, I'll be happy to deliver it straight to the trash can for you!"
"So you want another day off," snorted the office manager to the clerk. "I'm anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You've been off for your grandfather's funeral four time already." Replied the clerk, "Today my grandma is getting married again."
"Waiter," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starved all night?" "No, sir, we close at nine o'clock."
"Now, I've seen lots of people from the mountains sign with an X, " the clerk said. "But I've never seen one with a circle around it.Why did you do that?"
"You know how it is," the man replied. "When you're in a strange place, sometimes you don't want to use your real name."
A couple are debating whether computers are nale or female. "Definitely female, " said the husband. "You spend half of your salary the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date." "No," said his wife, "They 're male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited a little longer." Gordon Rennie
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. on my return, I noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit. When I finally entered the house, I called out, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
when my children Alejandro and Daniela, aged six and four, respectively, were invited to a birthday party, we told Alejandro to take good care of his sister. When they came home, we asked Daniela if he had done so. "Yes," she answered. "But I had to chase him all the time so that he would take care of me."
A friend of mine who was willed an expensive fur coat by a relative wore it proudly to curch. While there, one man asked her, "And what unfortunate creature had to die in order for you to wear that coat?" Glaring at him, she responded, "My aunt."
A youngster knocked on my door inquiring if I would like to renew my daily newspaper subscription. I told him no, explaining that I seldom had time to read the paper and that lately J'd taking it from the porch directly to the trash. He pondered this and then said with enthusiasm, "Why, I'll be happy to deliver it straight to the trash can for you!"
"So you want another day off," snorted the office manager to the clerk. "I'm anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You've been off for your grandfather's funeral four time already." Replied the clerk, "Today my grandma is getting married again."
"Waiter," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starved all night?" "No, sir, we close at nine o'clock."
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